Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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