yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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