You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well I just put wine in my tea
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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