Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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