It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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