once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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