Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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