the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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