I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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