you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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