I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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