I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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