I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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