I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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