I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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