I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have aggressive nipples.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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