with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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