Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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