I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Farmville is her only friend.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
