i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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