i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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