Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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