How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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