It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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