You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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