His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
whose parrot is this?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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