Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
tell me about the eggs
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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