I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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