Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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