sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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