Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
