We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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