I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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