I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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