Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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