you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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