We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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