I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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