sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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