I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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