I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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