how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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