yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
There are leaves in my underwear?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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