so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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