we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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