my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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