woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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