If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
