I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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