yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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