I feel like abortions should bother me more
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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