Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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