I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My vagina just clenched in fear
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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